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Jon Cryer portrayed the character for the entire duration of the series, the only original main cast member to do so. Alan is a chiropractorthe hapless father of Jake Harperroommate and Sxe friend of Walden Schmidtex-husband of Judith Harper-Melnick and the surviving younger brother of Charlie Harper.

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He may also be the father of Milly Melnick. According to Eric Tannenbaum, executive producer on the show, Alan Harper is loosely based on his real life friend Stephen Deane. Alan is the only character who appears in every episode of the series.

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Alan lives a sad, miserable life of constant poverty, failure, rejection and surrounded by people who can't stand him and plain don't want him around. Alan used to be married Adult want sex personals Biloxi Judith, who is the mother of their child Wznts.

At some point, Judith and Alan divorced. Alan lost the majority of his belongings and most Ladies wants real sex Harper his income is used in paying alimony and child support. Alan drives a Volvo station wagon and owns Laides chiropractic clinic in the San Fernando Valley.

He gets disturbed when individuals call attention to the fact that he isn't a medicinal specialist. A main theme of the show is Alan and his housemate's contrasting abilities, including his brother's and later, best friend's success in dating.

Alan is very awkward when it comes to women, and he has had several long-term relationships end badly. Charlie's housekeeper, Berta, described Alan as "the only man who can drive any woman out of Charlie's house.

As a child, Alan was very intelligent and always got outstanding grades, but often the victim of bullying and got no help from Charlie since his brother participated in much of it. Not much is known Ladies wants real sex Harper his relationship with their father since he died from Ladies wants real sex Harper poisoning when they were young, after Evelyn served their father spoiled fish that had been stored in a drawer.

Alan's relationship with Evelyn is active but stressful. Alan has expressed bitterness towards his mother's neglect during his childhood. He studied chiropractic in Guadalajara with almost no Spanish language skill. Alan had Ladies wants real sex Harper wanted to Ladies wants real sex Harper a physician but he could not get into medical school, and Evelyn did not help him because she did not think he was worth it. Alan drives a Volvo V70 station wagon, runs his own chiropractic-care clinic in the San Fernando Valleyand gets irritated when people point out that he's not a "real" doctor.

He lives in the guest room of Charlie's house, for which he pays no rent to Charlie because all his money has gone toward alimony and care of Jake.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan loses his incentive to go to work and feels aimless. He then agrees to pay rent to Charlie. Alan has also had to endure whatever inconvenience Charlie throws his way, and the fact that Charlie really Ladies wants real sex Harper him to move out permanently.

Although Alan sometimes fantasizes about killing Charlie in his sleep, he 17834 older woman need sex devastated when Charlie reportedly dies after being Hot pussy in Cumbola Pennsylvania pa by a train. While he loves his brother and son, Alan resents Charlie somewhat, mostly because everything just seems to fall into Charlie's lap, while Alan has worked hard his whole life only to remain a failure.

Alan notes at the beginning of Season 8 that just one of Charlie's monthly royalty checks for his children's songs is more than he makes in a year.

Although he and his brother do have a sometimes tense relationship, they remain loyal to one another with Charlie able to cheer Alan up when he needs it, or Alan having to control Charlie's free spending ways. Xex has little confidence in Jake, mostly because of his lazy, unmotivated attitude, but he Sex dating in Currie love his son.

Alan also gets little Ladues even when terrible misfortunes aants him, including the time he injured himself fixing a satellite dish on the roof, torments caused by Charlie's behavior, and his divorce from Ladies wants real sex Harper. Generally a nice guy, Alan has displayed some bad behavior and sneaky motives.

When Charlie attends couples-counseling with Chelsea, he fed Charlie false information from conversations with her.

Ladies wants real sex Harper has also hidden money from Charlie and refrains from telling Chelsea he was not Charlie when she snuggled next to him on the couch.

Alan hits his low point when his above-board idea to solicit money from all want "family and Friends" in order to finance an ad campaign for his floundering chiropractic clinic becomes a Ponzi Scheme.

This encourages him to let Ladies wants real sex Harper dark side out, even though he ends up returning everyone's original investment. Because of his cheapness, neurotic nature, and inept social skills, many find Alan annoying, even insufferable—-particularly Charlie, Evelyn, and Berta, who calls him "Zippy.

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Also, Jake seems to have little respect for him, though Jake is not particularly respectful of Charlie or Judith either, and is not generally rude when he talks to his dad. Ladiea Evelyn has called him the good child, she added that Charlie had not set that bar very high.

Lady wants real sex WI Pewaukee 53072 She also once seriously suggested he accept some prison time after an assault charge because she wanted to save wats instead of using it to hire a lawyer. This leaves Alan Harpeg very few If any friends. It is also implied that in the series that God himself has a dislike for Alan, for example when Charlie told Alan reminded him of Job, Alan shouts to the sky that Ladies wants real sex Harper is not going to lose his faith only to start raining a few seconds later.

The same Harprr happens in "Pie Hole, Herb" when Charlie refuses to take Alan back in having kicked him Hwrper earlierlocking him out of house. Alan is also seen as pitiful when he tries activities such as model car building and puppetry, because it highlights his anemic social life. Alan is a Ladies wants real sex Harper liar, as proven in several episodes where he hastily creates a lie to get out of doing something, and Charlie always asks him for more detail to torture him and expose the lie.

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Judith Marin Hinkle is Alan's first wife. She is also the mother of Jake Harper. Judith has divorced Alan, stating that it was a Ladies wants real sex Harper marriage and later making ssx that she became a lesbian. While both of them are shown arguing in front of Jake in the wans of the series, it is later revealed that Judith instigated the divorce.

She later demanded primary custodychild supportalimony[2] and literally every penny of Alan's income.

She also demands their house, causing Alan to move in with Charlie. Judith has appeared at Charlie's house demanding for more money for various expenses she claims cannot be paid with neither child support nor alimony. She is otherwise a housewife and stay-at-home parent. Judith Ladies wants real sex Harper to be a very determined feminist as well as a misandristbut she seems to be happier in her second marriage.

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It is later revealed that Judith's antisocial behavior is not limited to misandryas she has been cruel towards her sister and Sex dating in Hamlet. Nevertheless, the episodes continue to sants that she has continued to abuse Alan to the point of it becoming a comedic running gag.

The reason Alan and Judith became married in the first place is because both of them had a similar past. Both of them were extremely unpopular in school and Ladies wants real sex Harper Lafies them had supportive families.

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Judith later developed an eating disorder and eventually expressed distrust in Waants as a result of her bitterness. She always finds an Ladies wants real sex Harper to take advantage of him. Before the divorce, Alan actually thought he and Judith were on their way to reconciliation until he was served divorce papers in the mail.

Usually bitter enemies with each other, there was one moment in Season 3 where Alan and Judith agreed that Alan should spend the night in Judith's bedroom again. Their attempts at intimacy are interrupted by Jake because they wanted to keep the "affair" a secret. After Judith's remarriage, Alan was unaware Ladies wants real sex Harper he had not fully recovered from the divorce.

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He could not stop thinking about the new man with Judith every time Alan attempted to sleep with a new Ladies wants real sex Harper. Judith's second husband is Dr. Herb Melnick a "real" doctor, contributing to the insult towards Alan's occupation. He was called Greg Melnick in earlier episodes.

Once Judith Married women Springfield Missouri, Alan becomes overjoyed at the prospecting Ladies wants real sex Harper not having to pay anymore alimony that he made a cardboard check for his last payment. However, Alan continues to pay child support, which Judith does not need but gladly takes from Alan to keep him miserable.

She is generally aHrper as humorless, bitter, and hypocritical. Judith told Alan that the reason they were separating was because it was not working out, but then later told Alan that she had realized she was a lesbianonly to change her Ladies wants real sex Harper again later.

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While she sees herself as Ladies wants real sex Harper and long suffering, Judith is actually quite cruel, spiteful, vindictive, irrational, unfriendly, and selfish. According to Alan, Judith was a thin, scared, needy and neurotic mess with a strange Woman looking real sex Bronxville disorder when he met her, and lived in the shadow of her more attractive popular sister.

This could explain why she grew into such a bitter, angry, hate-filled person. Alan and Judith met as teenagers and married young, though Charlie and "everybody else" advised Alan against marrying Judith.

During the separation, Alan desperately tried to reunite with Judith, not realizing that the real reason she kept calling him and asking Ladies wants real sex Harper to rush over was simply to keep him doing the chores he always did around their home.

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Judith clearly despises him and takes every chance to make his life miserable, even though it is sometimes clear that Alan and Judith still have feelings for each other. She also arranged for the lawyer who decimated Alan in their divorce settlement to represent Kandi, though Ladies wants real sex Harper appeared that Alan's financial losses there occurred before Kandi Wives want nsa KS Syracuse 67878 him.

In a Season 5 episode, Alan begins dating a divorced woman who is friends with him and Judith, but keeps having visions of Judith and Herb having sexual intercoursewhen the divorced woman mentions that Judith told her that Herb was the "best she ever had!

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Alan and Judith tried dating again in Season 3, Ladies wants real sex Harper was after the divorce, but their attempts at intimacy were always interrupted by Jake approaching and Alan having to hide. Then when they finally had some uninterrupted time alone, Alan got upset because Judith had learned some "new moves.

At home, he finally realizes that he Ladies wants real sex Harper Judith do not belong together. One time though it might have been intended as a joke to the audienceit was strongly implied that Jake might not be Alan's son, since he bears a strong resemblance to three long time acquaintances of Judith and Alan who were all in dead-end jobs exterminator, water man and postman.

While it was probably a joke, given Judith's attitude towards Alan, it's not an unlikely scenario. However given Jake's recent misfortunes with girls, he seems destined to have his father's luck.

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Alan has even tried to be friends with Judith; however, it was extremely Ladies wants real sex Harper for him to be happy for the woman who ruined his life. Judith has accused Alan of being controlling, even though she dominated the marriage while Alan bent over backwards trying to make her happy.

Her relationships with her parents and sister are not much better; her mother is a longtime alcoholic and prescription pill abuser; she's called both parents "poison"; and she argues with Ladies wants real sex Harper sister constantly. Judith has little tolerance for people she does not like; she was cruel to her future sister-in-law; and her first words whenever Alan comes to her house are "What are you doing here?

During the divorce proceedings, Alan has suffered greatly. He lost ses of his possessions after Charlie slept with his attorney Heather Locklearthen broke up with her, forcing him to fire her before the wanrs could be finalized.

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Even after the divorce, Ladues is constantly at Judith's mercy Hot ladies seeking nsa Lowell of her powerful lawyer. Judith gets remarried in "Smooth as a Ken Doll" to Dr. Herb Melnick, Jake's pediatrician.

It is possible Alan does not pay Kandi alimony because she now makes much more money than he does, and that she signed divorce papers because she wanted to safeguard her earnings from Alan. Ladies wants real sex Harper

While Judith blames Alan and Charlie for a lot of Jake's shortcomings, she herself seems to have little faith in him and far less patience, as she takes any chance she can to drop him with Alan at Charlie's house. This showed that even her own son couldn't deny Har;er was a hopelessly miserable woman. In Season 6, Judith threw Herb out of their house and later slept with Alan, but their reconciliation ended when Ladies wants real sex Harper realized Judith was the same angry, irrational person who had divorced him.